UPSI Graduation

By Ahmad,

29 September 2009

A picture worth a thousand word. Well, what about nineteen pictures above? it definitely tells nineteen thousands of explanation. Thank you all.

Are you: Sponge-bukan-Bob

By Ahmad,

16 September 2009.

LAGU MULA CERITA

Are you ready kids?

Aye aye, Captain!

I can't here you!

AYE AYE CAPTAIN!!!!

Ooohhh...Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!!!

Absorbent and yellow and porous is he!

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!!!

If nautical nonsense be something you wish...!

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!!!

Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish!

SPONGEBOB SQAUREPANTS!!!

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

SpoongeBob SquaaarePaaants!

Vespa merah: menawan, tetapi banyak kisah suka duka di sebaliknya. (abaikan no. plate tersebut)

SABUN KIWIS KLEEEN VS LUX-or

Suatu hari, ketika Spongebob mandi pagi sebelum ke Krusty Crab, dia terlupa untuk mengeringkan dirinya selepas bersabun. Oleh sebab sudah terlambat untuk ke restoran paling terkenal di Bikini Bottom itu, dia terus pergi dalam keadaan sabun masih berada di dalam dirinya.

Spongebob pun terus berlari berlari dan berlari, sehingga akhirnya sampai juga di Krusty Crab tepat jam 7.30 pagi. Tanpa melengahkan masa, dia terus membersihkan lantai resotran tersebut dengan mop. Memang sudah menjadi tugasnya untuk mengemop lantai terlebih dahulu sebelum pelanggan pertama tiba di restoran.

Namun pada pagi itu, disebabkan constraint masa Spongebob sudah terlambat untuk membancuh sabun pencuci lantai yang biasa dia gunakan, Kiwis Kleeen. Dengan menggunakan pemikiran sebagai seekor sponge, dia terus menggunakan dirinya sendiri untuk mengemop lantai tersebut. Ternyata sabun mandi LUX-or yang dia gunakan memberikan seri yang lebih kepada lantai tersebut. Maklumlah, pHnya yang seimbang.

VESPA MERAH

Pada masa yang sama pula, Encik Crab masih lagi dalam perjalanan ke Krusty Crab dengan Vespa Kaput kesayangannya yg berwarna merah. Hmm, sebenarnya Vespa Kaput merah ini ada sejarahnya yang tersendiri. Untuk memendekkan kisah ini , saya telah membuatnya dalam point form seperti di bawah, dan ianya mengikut kronologi:

• Nama Model : Vespa 90 SS model of 1965
• Warna : Merah
• Pemilik Asal : Bakhil bin Kedekut
• Pemilik Kedua : Encik Crab

• Sejarah Pertukaran Hak milik: Bakhil terlupa sendal batu pada tayar vespa ketika menaiki bukit Bikini Bottom menyebabkan vespa bergolek ke dasar Bikini Bottom di belakang kedai Krusty Krab ketika Encik Crab sedang mengira duit syiling hasil dari mesin vending yang di mainkan oleh Squidword yang selalu kalah tetapi tidak pernah putus asa. Maka, servis bertukar tangan dari bakhil kepada Encik Crab.

Berbalik kepada cerita asal, memang tidak dapat dinafikan bahawa, antara sebab spongebob terpaksa mencuci restoran tersebut dengan menggunakan dirinya adalah berpunca dari keterdekutan Encik Crab untuk mengeluarkan belanja membeli Kiwis Kleeen.

KRABBY PATTY

Di sebabkan kesuntukan masa dan saya ingin menerbitkan cerpen ini secepat mungkin, maka kita tidak akan menyentuh babak spongebob bersama Krabby Patty di dalam dapur restoran Krusty Krab.

BALIK KERJA

Di penghujung hari tersebut, Spongebob dan Squidword pulang ke rumah masing-masing. Ketika itu spongebob sudah menjadi kotor akibat mengemop lantai menggunakan dirinya pagi tadi. Namun, kesan kotornya semakin ketara selepas sabun LUX-or tadi kering sepenuhnya dari spongebob.

Pada malam harinya, ketika spongebob ingin mandi dan membersihkan dirinya, dia cuba menungging dan memicit sabun LUX-or tapi seolah-olah ada sesuatu tersekat. Selepas diguntingnya bekas sabun tersebut, rupa-rupanya sabun LUX-or tadi dah abis.
Spongebob pun kehairanan, kerana sabun LUX-or tersebut baru saja dibelinya semalam, dan pertama kali digunakan pada pagi tadi. Tamat. (baca kesimpulan untuk tahu kenapa)

KESIMPULAN

1. Pastikan bilas sabun mandi anda sepenuhnya selepas bersabun

2. Pergi awal ke pejabat supaya mempunyai masa yang mencukupi untuk mandi dan membilas sabun

3. Pastikan sampai awal ke pejabat sebelum bos anda.

4. Pastikan anda memanfaatkan point-point ringkas dalam membuat nota (bukan menggunakan ayat buku teks)

5. Jangan kedekut lagi bakhil! Wang anda adalah apa yang anda belanjakan dan bukan wang yang anda simpan. Kenapa? Belum tentu wang yang anda simpan boleh jadi wang anda kerana ajal bila-bila masa saja.

6. Bekerjalah bersungguh-sungguh dalam apa saja kerja yang anda dipertanggungjawabkan walaupun ia mudah. (seperti squidword dan mesin vending Encik Crab)

7. Pastikan anda pulang dari kerja tepat pada masanya.

8. Dan mandi selepas seharian bekerja untuk menyegarkan badan anda dan orang sekitar anda di waktu malam.

9. Sedarilah kelemahan dan kekuatan diri anda! (seperti sponge, bagus digunakan untuk mencuci tapi menyerap begitu banyak sabun sehingga terlalu cepat habis dan kering)

BEDAH SIASAT DARI KESIMPULAN

1. Jangan rendam sponge ke dalam bekas sabun dan meninggalkannya sepanjang hari. Especially sabun basuh pinggan.

Internet Identity Crisis

By Ahmad,
7 September 2009.

Internet is used and opened to all of us who can access the net. thus, it is only natural that what we upload or post could possibly be viewd by others. Therefore, you can't always be sure of who could have access your page; surely it would not just your circle of friends.

Internet is just a lock waiting to be open. (http://www.flickr.com/photos/afo_88/3393772484/)

Personally, I would always try to hide my identity when surfing the net or creating any accounts online. Worst case scenario, if anyone try to find me using my real name, they won’t succeed easily, as to the anonymous name I am currently using. And of course it would cross your mind that, why would anyone wants to find you silly?

Let me answer that,
it won’t hurt a bit to always be careful and cautious. I have seen many of my friend’s posts their phone numbers and personal information online, especially on social networking website. Then came another statement; that’s why it’s call social networking website dummy!

The gauges of how far you are willing to give people access about yourself depend on how far you know on how they could get access to your information. In simple terms, we won’t post our numbers to the web if we just know that only us and some friends will access it. But, the internet doesn’t work that way. There are always third parties involved. (Unless you create your own internet. And call it something else).

Until you realize there’s all these weird numbers texting you or spamming you until today. I am going to leave this article unfinished until someone else responds.

What say you: Ramadan

Oleh Ahmad,

3 September 2009.

It’s the thirteen day

of Ramadan today and I asked my friends from

around The World to tell us what goes

on in their country.

Ramadan is a month of fasting for Muslims. That means that

between sunrise and sunset,

you can't drink, you can't eat,

and you are constraint from doing things that would

obliterate your fast. Fasting is

an exercise in purification.

It's a demonstration of

obedience to god, and a way of heightening your piety by

following the ways of the prophets. Ramadan is one of the five pillars of Islam,

along with the profession of faith, praying,

giving to charity and making the pilgrimage to Mecca.

Certain aspects of the

celebration are found in most Muslim countries, for example, breaking the fast by eating

dates. But there are also cultures that come with the

event specific to each country.

So, what's Ramadan like in your place?

“As if the light has shown its way from eternal

darkness”

TAMAN MELATI: Firdaus is a tenant in Putravilla

.

Ramadan gave me a

thousand meanings. Ramadan is the month where you feel tempted and at the

same time, you can feel the surrounding of tarbiyah is lively, as if the light

has shown its way from eternal darkness.

“We will be having poem recitation this noon”

KLCC: Idzham is an intern from HRIS, PETRONAS.

In Malaysia, we would come to work an hour early and call it a day around 4pm.

Smokers would feel sleepy in the afternoon and an hour before going home,

we would talk about where and what we are having for

breaking fast. I also notice less gossiping going on and that's actually good for everyone.

“Stomach to be served

with famous dishes in town”

Special menu: Bubur Lambuk Kg. Baru

KG. BARU: Nu'man is a trainee from

Jurutera Perunding Zaaba, KL

We start our fast after fajr.

We break the fast during maghrib. Between that we serve ourselves to the One,

Allah. Here, we have tadarrus of Al-Quran, "tazkirah" or reminder, adn zikrullah.

But most important, people waiting his starved

stomach to be served with famous dishes in town, “Bubur Lambok Kg. Baru”

“I could see people going after their cravings and desires”

Waiting to be serve Bubur Lambuk Kg Baru.

KG. BARU: Amir is a trainee from Jurutera Perunding Zaaba, KL

This year’s Ramadan is different. I could see people going after their cravings and desires. In some events at Kampung Baru, I could see people already queuing up for a free Bubur Lambok (Porridge) before Asr prayer even if they meant to give it away afterwards. Some of them didn’t even follow the Asr prayer. That is a sign that we still need much to do my friends before Islam will conquer the world.

“Mosque is very much packed with people”

SUDAN: Bakri is a Mud Engineer from Scomi Oil Tools.

Ramadan this year falls during winter. The temperature would go down to 27 degree C with cold winds and stuff. It’s actually pretty cool as the day and night time is the same as Malaysia. And of course, the mosque is very much packed with people here.

Ramadan Kareem where ever we are.